It's official. Atlanta Jalops hate the ForTwo.

Where's Doug DeMuro? He should add a third, independent post on how stupid the ForTwo is to own.

He is letting them know they can close the diving bell...

*cough*

Deadspin Jeopardy

The word they're looking for is probably "aesthetic," but that runs the risk of being pronounced like "ass-thetic", a Camry-appropriate portmanteau of "ass ugly" and "pathetic."

If only those greedy bastards at UHaul would provide some instructions, where they could be clearly seen by any sentient being whose butt is in the driver's seat of the vehicle towing that trailer. Maybe a warning of some type or a speed limit; instead they only post this hieroglyphic which no living human could ever…

Believe that AWD makes you invincible.

Late-model Mini:

I think it's case of function over form.

The only Agent Orange I like is the band:

you know what pickup buyers really love? change.

Dang! I've just been duck-rolled! :)

We're talking about girl cars here. It needs to be an L for that. =P

This wouldn't happen with a hatch. Yes I'm going to keep beating this horse until WRX hatch appears.

Mini: Hooned by Orlove.

The Wrangler Rubicon Unlimited is a triple threat.

It's an algebra problem. Not a name. X minus 90. Solve for X.

Don't question it, or Flock of Seagulls gets it too.

Seconded, oh and the Pawn Shops in Forest Park and College Park have the best stuff in the city.

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