Torch, I think you spent more time on the graphics than you did thinking through the actual idea.

Torsional rigidity

Turner Field was one MARTA station away from Five Points

Can’t they just use potatoes?

Holy shit, Torch. You wrote a forward-thinking piece that didn’t make me think you’re insane! I actually agreed with every point you made. Wait...does that mean I’m closer to madness?

Thank you for this.

“Which 911 should I get?” (of which there are thousands)
“Get one of these cars, none of them are a 911!”

I love this story. Can’t wait for the movie.

My grandmother had one of these. She called it her “sports car”.

Mazda’s current super knob is outstanding.

Raph, admit it: You’re just pissed didn’t think to get ROLYPOLY for you VW.

They messed up. They could’ve made the girl the eldest and had her receiving the Civic as her first car. That would’ve been epic.

OMGWTFBBQOU812!!! Just keep the damn GTI! I mean, aside from the minivan or the R-Class, it’s just as practical as the rest of the recommendations on this list. If I can do a baby and a toddler in a Mini Cooper (R53), a GTI (which I’m assuming is 4-door) can work for twins.

I love this idea. Probably because it aligns with how my brain works. I give it a perfect 5/7.

Well done, Torch!

Congrats, Torch, you just trolled yourself. I hope you’re proud.

Troll hard or go home!

Holy shit, Torch! I have really high esteem for you...but you need a new hobby.

This is a horrible opinion. If you ever feel like sharing similar opinions in the future, just say to yourself, “NO!”

I’m still waiting for the Dodge Hornet. This thing looked awesome.