No way, man. Dude probably weighs a good 70 - 80 pounds more than me, I'd zip by him every chance I got.

Yes! Congrats, Doug! This is great news.

In Soviet California, camel fucks you!

Preemptive: CTFO, Caswell. They don't hate you.

A moving one.

Do you know how hard I had to rack my brain to remember the name WordPerfect?

Yours looks better than mine, dammit.

500? Are you sure? Did you count them yourself or let WordPerfect do it for you?

Because it would look pretty damn stupid if it were body-colored.

I'm happily married, with two kids, and a MINI Cooper S that I purchased 6 months before my 8-yr-old was born.

Fuck this guy (and his wife) in particular. Even if this is the only car they have, it would be perfectly fine for family duty. But I'd be willing to bet that she also has a car, which can be a family-hauling appliance. This mentality of "family = SUV" drives me bananas.

Zût Alors!

Yeah, as Kookanoodles pointed out, my car is still heavier than the Cactus. I just can't resist telling people I regularly transport my two kids in my Mini.

Damn, you're right.

This is my family car:

I think they did a nice job with the new Rogue.

Amazing.

Cities like London are perfect, if anything for the narrow roads. Atlanta is a much more modern city with wide roadways. No need for fancy golf cart.

I liked the Maxx, honestly. The rear seat would slide back and forth. It was an Equinox without the shitty high center of gravity.

The Smart ForTwo, and it's strictly a local thing, really. Atlanta is a huge, sprawling city. There's no real "center" to the city, no one place where, if you lived there, a ForTwo would make sense...and yet I see them all over the place here. I even see them OTP where I live, in the wide open streets of the suburbs…