Keep mobile in mind. With this newest version, there's no mobile-specific URL. The current layout has to accomodate smaller screens.

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It's nice to see they didn't have to modify the wheelbase at all.

The 2nd generation of this machine will have badge-identifying software that will recognize the car you're driving and charge you an according rate. Kia badge? $0.25/hr. BMW badge? $1.37/hr + asshat parking surcharge of $25.

Holy shit! I travel that part of I-20 to get to my brother-in-law's place. My wife has fussed at me for honking at people. I guess I'll take her a little more seriously.

This one's more of a visual joke.

2nd Gear: Oh good, I don't see enough ads for shit I don't care about on my Facebook mobile feed.

Compared to the original, yes, it's bloated. But all cars have grown. Compared to most other things on the market, it is 'mini'. What other cars are smaller? Certainly the list of cars that are bigger is larger than the ones that are smaller.

Oh, yeah, the model names are dumb. What they call the Hardtop should be called the Cooper. But, when you create a make out of a model name (MINI from Austin/Rover Mini), dumb things happen.

We need to create a car alarm that will explode the thieves' car instead of our own.

Not exactly. That's a Countryman, the bigger/taller model just like the Countryman version of the original. The Countryman has the Cooper and Cooper S versions, just like the Hatch.

1. I don't have the car any more.
2. That's not a very useful, or repeatable system.
3. That would be an explained explosion and therefore insurance fraud.
4. I don't think I like your tone.

Who did the "Fucked" Fisker badge? Whoever this person may be is my hero.

In 2003 (or 2004, not sure), some jerks stole my 2000 Acura Integra GS-R from my driveway in College Park, Orlando, FL. I woke up at 6 a.m. to walk the dogs and the car was missing. Too groggy to flip my lip (like I would have done had I been more awake), I called the police. It only took a few hours for someone in my…

I'm so very happy to read that the car is salvageable and that the photo of your dad was recovered. Given what happened, this is about as happy an ending as those of us who were concerned could have wished for.

It's weird. I think the Equinox is pretty good looking for what it is. But the Terrain makes me want to punch the "designer" square in the face. I think it's uglier than the Aztek.

I think with just a handful of modern design cues and a little less 80s-ness, this would look good even today.

Please tell me you're kidding...

I feel for you, Torch. Here's hoping Chip Foose and Chris Jacobs pop out from around a corner tomorrow.

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