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Makes me think of these.

The ASE have no sense of humor that they're aware of and are throughly outraged by this comment.

I need a Statue of Limitations in my backyard. It would look great next to my Birdbath of Eminent Domain.

So this whole thing is a product of poor formatting of the window sticker. This world needs more competent graphic designers.

I thought the answer was always Miata. In this case, a V8 Miata.

SPOON!

Did we say, 'imperious'? We meant 'execrable'.

We can buy Subarus at Costco?! That's great! I need 12-pack of Tribecas anyway.

If it had an engine transplant and actually had the engine from a 911 RS, I could amend my statement, but really, we're splitting hairs here.

Anything dressed up as anything else is instant CPAAP in my book.

I saw Kurt Vonnegut speak once. One of the things he mentioned was how all fairy tales seem to follow the same story arc, which he drew on an overhead projector, and it looked a bit like a sine curve. The hero is going about their business (baseline), bad guy does his thing and shits gets bad (arc droops), things get…

Running inside to grab some dildos kids, I'll be right back.

It's a feel-good story involving a guy trying to help kids, a cool car, and a cop who does the right thing by enforcing the spirit of the law instead of the strict letter of it. If you want crappy news, feel free to browse elsewhere.

Yeah, I have no idea what that means.

That's awful...we read down panels, not across them.

Ruined. CP.

Nicely done. You win everything.

Batman + S&G + helping sick kids + Lamborghini = #COTD in my math book

Awesome car? Check.