Deepest spot on Earth? There's no way, Lindsey Lohan's failure is bottomless.

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In an unrelated story, the MCPD Internal Affairs division is investigating a possible infiltration by a known criminal outfit. Infiltrators seem to give themselves away by giggling at nothing and asking everyone, "Why so serious?"

Jason, did you just poop on the '57 Chevy? I know you didn't, because that would hurt my feelings...and I know you don't want to hurt my feelings.

Lamborghini's site is awful. Horrible to navigate.

All your monies are belong to BP.

I believe

In a complete vacuum, this seemed like a nice price to me, especially since this car seems to be in really good shape for its age. Oh well, I bought my current house at the market peak too, so why stop there?

So, shut off the engine, I hit the 'Start' button, right?

Look into surgery on my right foot to have it lightened.

lolwut?!

How sweet would it be to have a rock legend's means and have a custom car direct from the manufacturer?

Today in Automotive History, Part II:

Ah-maze-ing. I am blinded by the glow of your awesomeness, TPG! :D

It's a trap.

For me, this would be a novelty. It would be fun to blow people's minds as I trundle along the trails in it. Twelve grand is too dear a price for an occasional mindfuck. CP

As you should. Good to know your data it pure.

They're already difficult to get in and out of, why not make it more difficult?

Aaaaaand h-click.

Thank you!