Damn, you beat me to it.

The most important thing I take away from this is that this man drives his cars and enjoys his life. He's therefore OK by me.

"Gee!"

Badge Engineering during the Daimler-Chrysler days really got out of hand.

Note to self: Hatchbacks to not make good dragsters.

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Chevy Caprice Cruiser converted for civilian use. It might not look like much, but it's got it where it counts.

Not that I'm making excuses for her, but I've had road trips where I've been in the car and all logic and reason escape me. Stay in the car for long enough and you won't remember how to tie your shoes or the alphabet, let alone be able to perform simple math.

Hiyooooo!

I sure hope so, because the quality has dropped off in your absence. I mean, Falstaff?! Really?

No Gamecat?! Tonyola, you must have a beer to celebrate your COTD. I present this can of Falstaff, from the year of your adventure, commemorating our Bicentennial. Congrats again.

Evgeny's sponsor for next season.

Hiyoooo!

Congrats, Tonyola. That was an excellent comment indeed. I'd like to present you with this depiction of your face circa 1976.

I was going to say something to the same effect. Definitely one of my faves.

Forget Nicole Kidman, with all the plastic surgery that thing has had done to it, it's Joan Rivers.

You had a Frog?! I'm jealous. I had a Hornet.

Can you see like a child?

RC car bomb, huh? Whatever gave you that idea?