I'll be honest, while it's not a "real truck" (whatever that means), I would definitely consider the Avalanche if I was in the market for something that big. No, I wouldn't be able to carry my crew of six and a dozen full-size sheets of plywood, but how often do people need that anyway. If you look at what many…

Amen, sister!

Why do I even bother commenting on these? You've already spoken my mind long before I've read it.

A star and COTD in the same day?! That's unpossible!

Exactly! Well put.

"Do NOT put the corporate Chevy face on it."

That's what I was getting at. But deadpedal's post reminded me that it's the Roman's, not the Greeks. :-/

How far apart did you space the wheels (track measurement)? They'd need to fit in the ruts of the ancient roadways.

Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano Cookies and Coke. That combination is better than any illicit stimulant.

Only I left out an entire syllable. Damn.

S'okay, Ray. February 29th doesn't really exist anyway.

So...they took the original hot hatch and removed the hatch. They've removed the hot with it. Lamesauce.

Ray, you've got the name wrong. It's written partially in L337. The correct pronunciation is: Fizz-ber-LEEN-a.

10 x 10 x 10 x No!

Ferrari, I still see some room where you can cram more crap on the steering wheel. Slackers.

Yours looks squished. I think there's a bit of fish-eye distortion going on in the original.

Playmates makes these guys, they're awesome. Wait, what?

and VVIP badges

What do pigs have to do with this?

If Cadillac wants to go after Lexus's sales numbers, that's a respectable goal. But I think they've chosen the wrong target for the ATS if they go after the IS rather than the 3-series.