The defense would like to point that the subject of Exhibit A was never truly a football player. He pretended to be one and was therefore an actor his entire career.

#cotd

Let's see...one, two, three...yup! Four doors. Can we please stop pretending these swoopy sedans are coupes? Please?!

As a kid I always felt a little cheated by the cars without bottoms like the Tootsie Toys one. Consequently, they were the ones that my Stompers would "crush".

As an R53 owner myself, back at'cha.

I didn't even catch that, though I didn't click through to the CL ad either. now that I'm looking I noticed that the backs of the front seats have ashtrays. Man, what a different time!

You must be new here.

Wow, that shifter looks like you need a pilots license and a small team of experts to operate it.

Minis/Miatas are for girls.

Mr. Minivan: I wasn't assaulting him, officer. I was performing "percussive maintenance"...on his shoulder.

Happy Anniversary, Hardibro!

And I shall call her...

Congrats, Brt! You win a 2-year subscription to People Magazine.

For those of you how have YouTube blocked, here's a photo of the test driver.

Looking at that Renault...I'm having a crisis.

You rang?

I can hear the conversation now:

Kids will follow our lead. If we show an interest in something, they will too. The Beatles broke up long before I could pay attention to music, yet they're still one of my favorites. I trust that my kids will appreciate cars. Maybe not the same way I do, but they've already begun to look at them as more than just…

Looks nice, but kind renders the Veloster moot. Yes, I know the door count different, but if they have similar space, appointments, and driving experience then they're overlapping too much. Seeing this car makes me wish they'd upped the fun factor on the Veloster.

And here's a rendering of it's frame after the first time you open the throttle.