I drove a Caliber rental back in April and wasn't nearly as horrible as I thought it was going to be. Were my expectations that low? I did leave a mix CD from a friend in the stereo and of course it was gone by the time the rental place got the car back, so there's that.

When the first Cars movie was stuck in Pixar-Disney relationship development hell, I would have agreed with this. However, since Tex Avery set the precedent I think Pixars should also get a pass. Having the eyes in the windshield allows for much better expression, as the right/wrong clearly demonstrate. Even though…

Grab the spoons and you scream, I scream

Wow! That R8 is a sexy beast. Looks way better without that ridiculous side blade.

Well done, Spiegel.

67% of analyses contain errors 114% of the time.

SheShootsSheScores!!!

And thus was how Sheriff Rasputin finally caught up with Boris and Luca.

R4: That's not depressing at all. Nope, not one bit. America, fuck yeah!

VW Thing, BMW references, astronomical price....ooh! This must have a BMW I6 crammed in there! What a great sleeper! It has—only cosmetic references to BMW? All show, no go?

That's my old neck of the woods. Dude was heading westbound on Colonial (U.S. 50) trying to get to I-4. That section of road [tinyurl.com] is heavily traveled at all hours, let alone during the holidays. What you saw him do in two minutes can take up to half an hour (when driven lawfully). I'm surprised an accident…

Congrats! That was awesome.

There's one buck that's missing a very important body part.

I don't understand the question and won't respond to it.

Because this is within reach of regular consumers and also profitable. Lexus loses money on each LF-A they sell.

It's because of his big....sense of humor. ;)

That's what I thought at first, but then I thought maybe it was a given that the film had a Spyder, but then I thought maybe not. I just wanted an excuse to say, "Coo-coo-ca-choo."

Coo-coo-ca-choo

There are exceptions that prove the rule, such as the NSX. And there's also the Classics Corollary: anything older than 35 years can be desirable, independent of reliability.

My Theorem of Inverse Desirability fits nicely in JalopMaths. You see, a car's reliability is inversely proportional to the amount we desire it. Example: Ferrari 458 Italia. This is a very desirable car, which is why it spontaneously combusts. #JalopMaths