Your amazingly cool Ural not-really-stuck-in-the-snow wallpaper is here.

What?! It is too a truck!!! YOU SHUT UP!

I love how Clarkson pronounces Volkswagen as if he's German (Folks-vah-gahn) and yet pronounces Citroën, "Sih-tren".

Looks like a version of the Major.

That's also why, after a 22-year love affair with Honda, I "broke up" with them on Wednesday: [jalopnik.com]

Edit: Nibbles, double-post

My '89 Civic didn't have power steering. The only time I missed it was when I was parallel parking.

Is this your gym?

6th: Breaking news: Police have published a photo of the power strip into which the Volt's charger was plugged.

Graverobber wins the internet today for pointing out the likeness of Rutledge and Teddy Ruxpin.

When I was 2 years old, I had a bike that had solid plastic tires. It looks like Nissan borrowed that technology for the Pivo's tires.

Ray, I don't have any pictures myself. But I know some people who know some people who know of a lost iPhone in San Francisco with pictures on it.

Raph, great job on a really odd subject.

The previous generation was all kinds of fugly. This one more than makes up for it.

You're absolutely right! Dammit!

Or, if you're in Texas, 1 Veyron = 1 IP (Imaginary Pelican)

Jaguar XK Convertible. It has plenty of class for your lack thereof.

Funny you mention a Mini Cooper, because my '05 R53 is that "other" car. Shhhh, don't tell Honda.

Dear Honda,

I've followed the story of this car with casual interest. All the while I've been thinking, "Oh, that's a cool car, but I don't really want one. I'm perfectly happy with my current car." This isn't the case anymore. I want one. I feel like I'm in high school. I've been dating this girl for a while. Things are going…