Long may you hoon, Justin.

Was it stolen?

Some people just need a high five

I'm cool with autonomous vehicles. Just put them all in their separate lanes and let the sheep ride in them and talk on their phone, eat their sandwiches, put in their make-up, etc. That leaves the other lanes for the rest of us who actually care about driving.

I do remember those. I think that may have started Pontiac's spiral into the plastic cladding abyss. Unfortunately, all of those creations don't do much in cases where the door lines up with a quarter-panel (backed-in car next to front-in car). There are just too many asshats out there who open their doors…

B-b-b-b-but, that's not a Cadillac.

That was me. They aren't considering changing it. I just e-mailed tips semi-serious, but mostly to be funny. My idea was: "Cars. Irreverence. Awesome." Cars would come first since that's the main thrust of this site.

Agreed. I just like hearing him say "Integra" with a Japanese accent.

Or, as they say in the cartoons, "NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAHRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!"

That's an excellent three minutes and forty-two seconds of send-up right there.

Freedom from door dings? FREEDOM FROM DOOR DINGS!!!! Why didn't this happen?

Nice!

Call me jaded, but my thinking is: If you paid M-B money for a premium car you shouldn't have to deal with recalls. I'd like to think that if they charge that much for their automobiles, they'd get things right the first time.

That is just gut-wrenching.

Tragic. My thoughts are with his wife and kids.

Last time I checked, 408 in Orlando was the highest cost per mile of any road in the country.

That car is funny.

Can standard household outlets put out the 1.21 gigawatts needed to charge it?

I'll just leave this here: [jalopnik.com]

That made my day. I'm never going to look at a 6-pack of Sam Adams the same way again.