You mean that poor sports star had to drive a 21-year-old economy sedan? Oh, the humanity! Someone get him an Enzo, stat!

Exactly! We've been calling it the wrong thing all this time.

Maybe your message should have been, "Don't be judgemental, unless there's humor involved. Then it's sort of OK."

Mr. Nardelli, I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "The Wall Street Journal", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is…

I barely followed the plot of Knight Rider. I just wanted to see the car do cool stuff and Hoff punch people. I never need to watch another episode again, I just need to save this gif.

Convertible super cars look weird with their tops up.

OMG! It has flamethrowers!!!

Divide by 10 and it's NP!

You know why you didn't see that sign? Cause storing dead crackpipes ain't my f*ckin' business!

Zût Alors!

"This is why we can't have nice things." You forgot that one.

Right, but I don't think VW considers them "sports performance" cars.

Oh great! Now I want a clutch on my supercharger...

Agreed. My first experience was SUPPOSED to be this weekend as well...but my wife's family had an event out of town. :(

On this track, I want to drive.

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I'll forego the shaved pussy jokes and skip to the glaring fact: That's too much money for someone's personalized, custom dream car. If it were a restoration it would be a different story. CP

Dammit, now I want an Xbox.

Don't forget the tailgate with retractable glass that could swing open or drop down. That thing rocked.

Cobb short throw shifter on all cars involved would have prevented it.