You know how in the movies they'll shoot a scene at a slower-than-normal film rate so that when it's played back at the normal rate everything looks faster? That's what this look like to me. Not that they did tha, mind you, just that he's going so fast that how my mind perceives it.

Lots of stories of Jalopnik about Camaros. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, waiting for the story that my parents '69 Camaro, stolen in New York in 1970, will be returned to them. I'm usre you can do it, Jalopnik.

Bizarro wants his SSR back.

Cruise and Cruz

Driving on no wheels, like a boss!

you think so? I'll hold off judgement until I see them next to each other. I want to see this car do well, I really do. But I also want to see it escape the "bigger is better" mentality as well. A little less of that and a tad more Colin Chapman would be nice.

Looks awfully big for a "small" car.

I have the perfect buyer for this one.

I understand his point. The problem is two-fold. One, he's dealing with ignorant people. Most people don't know about cars, otherwise they wouldn't go to him in the first place; they'd just do it themselves. Two, there truly are crooks out there that will charge whatever they can and fix things that don't…

"Expensive cars crash into the water all the time, the world's an imperfect place."

I got your Ridgeline right here, bitch! NP

"rare with a big side of depreciation" -classic

Where is my automobile?

5th: I'm not sure people could feel much safer in their Toyotas (or any other car for that matter), judging by they way they drive. Some of their actions scream, "I'm invincible!" I think Toyota's money is better spent improving quality to avoid future recalls.

The image you used has cordless trimmers. O_O

Rutabaga.

What's more domestic? A foreign-branded car that's built in the US or a domestic-branded car that's built outside the US? With the globalization of the business, are there any cars to pick from that are 100% US-sourced materials and labor? I would assume not. I think the 300 is an acceptable choice, for this. I…

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But it says, right there on the side of the building, "Paul Blart Toyota Scion."

Theories aside, it sure is fun to look at.