And that, my friends, is what is known in internetland as PWNage.

Here's a whole slew of photos of the devastation. Save the Post-Its!

What the fuck is an earthwuake anyway?

I'm in Atlanta. I was on my lunch break, sitting in my chair, shaking my right heel back-and-forth. I stopped my foot and my chair kept moving, I turned around to see if someone was messing with me. I looked at the strap on my bag and saw it was swinging slightly too.

A local experiment involving cross-breeding of greyhounds and cattle via artificial insemination went horribly awry today. Film at 11.

Analyzing the vehicular contents of architectural renderings is a little silly. The point is to show the building, the cars show are for scale reference and to show use of the building, that's about it. They're all from whatever pile of stock images the designer (or his intern) had on file and I seriously doubt…

The Big Chicken

When I was in school, I rented a house with 5 other guys. One of them rowed crew and had a Ranger. A 2WD Ranger. Did I mention this was in western Massachusetts? Yeah, in the winter, a couple of times a week, we had to get up at the ass-crack of dawn (because you can't row crew and not get up after 5 a.m.) and…

It worked. Hooray for hamsters!

So the Carrera S gets 15 hp more than the previous version. Something tells me Porsche could easily give it 40-to-50 more, but is pacing itself from one generation to the next.

5th: Saab is officially the Mustafa of the automotive industry.

If I have to choose between a house and a car for the price, I want it to be the real thing.

Good thing I studied hard and learned my alphabeticals. Now I know that I can find it in line just before this one.

Probably twice as reliable, too.

I think the side strakes make the Cizetta V16 look like a Testarossa.

...I think it's an Esprit.

I always get confused when I see a Diablo....

Welcome to Hoon Club. The first rule of Hoon Club is: you do not hoon other people's cars. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT hoon other people's cars!

Because flywheel?