Volkswagen Beetle.

Needs less Versa.

Nice Price or Crack Pipe: Custom 1994 Bentley Arnage-homage Town Car for $1,600.

I think it sounded air-cooled at start-up.

How to show generosity, like a boss!

I lived in Orlando (yeah, I know, Florida again) when Shaq played for the Magic. This is in line with some of the other childish antics he would pull.

Awesomesauce

I think it's a Lamborghini

If we are to stay new and two-door, I think the Kia Forte Koup is excellent (despite the awful, intentional misspelling).

1st: No RS3 Sportback?! ***throws iPad***

Agreed. I was terrified of them. The 90 HP my Honda Civic put out would whimper at the sight of the Five-oh Popo.

I worked with a guy when I was in college. He had a lowered, 5.0 Fox-body Mustang LX painted bright, Pepto pink. He told me that a Florida State Trooper pulled up next to him at a traffic light (in his 5.0 Fox-body Mustang) and challenged him to a drag race. My buddy didn't for fear of it being entrapment.

I agree. But I've travelled from New England to Florida and back numerous times and I've passed through "construction zones" that extended for numerous miles. It was obvious that no work was going on at that moment, no work had been done in a while and no work was going to be done. They had just set up barrels and…

When my daughters are old enough to start dating/driving, I want them in something with speeds like this. Cruising speed = 2 mph!

I'd agree with you 100%, accept for the fact that the Scirocco was German, not Japanese.

Fellow Jalops, I give you the Honda CRX Si. Yes, I know, Honda made a ton of them, which doesn't help its collector status. But, the fact that other carmakers, and Honda themselves, have tried unsuccessfully to recapture the CRX's combined appeal of dynamics and frugality is a testament to the fact that this car was…

R1: Dove ice cream bars AND the original Karate Kid? What's not to like?

I heard Mr. Batman's Opponent in the election isn't happy with all the publicity Batman has gotten.

According to Jezza, it get you cock....wait...

OK, not to sound like a douche bag MINI owner, but there are a ton of quirks that give this car its personality. Center-mounted speedo, beer can exhaust tips, hood release on the right side, frameless windows, enormous sunroof, supercharged engine (R53).