"Better news is we're told it'll look almost exactly like this when it comes to market."

Mono as in mono, not Mono.

So is Jalopnik math similar to Top Gear math? Or did the esteemed Mr. Hamann really start racing at the age of 8?

This. Or any other Group B rally car, really. He's the only one who could have one as a daily driver and not die.

No, that's a hippo.

Does it have to be a car?

Make it the 5-door and you're right.

Wow, that's not nearly as fugly and awkward as the current one.

Agreed. However, if I had to choose the head of a company that creates cars that go fast and I had to chose between an asshole and a milquetoast pansy, I'd take the asshole every time.

Wait, i thought the Vue just a rebadged Equinox.

It's the memorial at Pearl Harbor...and a bad joke.

$21.5k for a dinosaur I can't drive without fear of being pulled over for impersonating an officer? CP.

#cotd

Timing belt/chain

Every time I see an S5 from a distance I think, "What is that?" Then I get closer and have to change my pants.

No question. George Barris, FTW!

Noble M400

700 hours?! That's a lot of time and effort to make a great car look really stupid.

Reliant Robin. Though I guess they're safe as long as you're going straight.

Oh c'mon! You'd do it too, if you had the means, admit it.