Juliet Capulet was the original Final Girl. Didn’t end well, unfortunately.

She’s running to be DeSantis’s vice president.

It’ll be interesting to compare this to the Lakers HBO series, which covered a parallel part to this story — Nike had been pitching the “NBA player with a signature shoe” concept for years and years before anyone had ever heard of Jordan. Magic Johnson turned them down, losing his chance at billions.

That’s a good line. I’ll use it in the future. You can use it again, too, down at the rally. You know the one.

I will bet one kajillion dollars that you work in a non-stress environment and are not held *personally* accountable for millions of dollars and the careers of dozens, if not hundreds, of creative professionals that operate on a no-promises, contract-by-contract basis. Congrats on that working out for you. The…

Please turn off Fox News.

It says something about the state of entertainment that people are shocked, and even angry, when a studio says, “This doesn’t meet the standard we were aiming for.”

Seattle has what I call the “freeway anti-pattern.” It’s where the left-side “fast” lanes are slower than the right-side “slow” lanes. I think there are two reasons. One is, Seattle drivers are generally polite and have a slower pace (possibly due to constant rain). Second, there are fewer lanes. Drivers enter the…

Feels like some people still think Mazdas all have weird rotary engines that cause problems. For one thing, they were never problematic. And secondly, there aren’t any new rotary engine models being made, anyway.

If anyone wants to buy a music catalog based on predicted future income, I would immediately challenge them, without looking it up, to tell me the No. 1 Billboard song from this week one year ago. Go ahead. I dare you to prove to me that the longevity of art is predictable.

Think about the last time you yelled at someone, for anything. You have done so, certainly — no one is an angel. But I bet if you told me the story about the time you yelled, you’d offer me lots of context as to *why* you did the yelling, and you may even tell me that you subsequently apologized and never did that…

Come on. Do some research and provide some context, Matt. Bill Murray was the co-producer and co-director of Quick Change. It’s the only movie he ever directed. It had a tiny budget for the kind of film it was.

>> He swears he saw it...

It doesn’t matter what she learns or what she doesn’t. She’s out of the game forever. Or, at least she’s out of the game on the major-league level. She’ll write a memoir and go back to the minor leagues of selling snake oil.

You don’t know how entertainment is packaged and sold, and the value of an above-the-title star. This movie was released in 2002. Friends was still running at the time and still atop the ratings. Matthew Perry was one of the most famous people around. He almost certainly said “No,” to dozens of other potential…

Hot take: You don’t need to respond to articles if your take is only, “This article says lots of people like this thing, but I don’t, for reasons that are important only to me.” Nobody cares about an audience of one.

*applause*

Most NDAs are unenforceable, as a practical matter. They’re really just creating a fear of creating protracted legal costs, as opposed to establishing an actually enforceable contract with recoupable penalties. Moreover, the nanny could’ve created her own contract with the DailyMail that, in addition to paying her for…

This is common, and easier, in Mexico, although it didn’t have a name. Tecate beer can, opened the normal way. Sprinkle salt and lime on the lid. Drink, allowing condiments to either fall into the spout or your mouth. Replace condiments as needed.

I used to be an edgelord jerk, too. I grew up.