How the heck do I upvote stuff in Kinja? What happened to Disqus? Darg-flabbelled new technology, i hate all this stuff.

Hey, I loved him in that VH1 movie Parental Advisory with Mariel Hemingway as Tipper Gore! Dee Snyder as himself!

After that, he drifted down to New Orleans where he happened to be employed, working for a while on a fishing boat right outside of Delacroix.

Supporting Trump. The fact that this is even a question is absurd.

Shitgibbon tweets out fake ISIS videos and Huckahump says it doesn’t matter if they’re fake. The standards to have doubled.

Never underestimate the difference a good gynaecologist/radiographer can make! Glad you’re clear, waiting around for results is the pits.

That’s not a stupid question at all. There is a very clear answer, though. The reason Republicans are pushing so hard on abortion is because for a LOT of conservative Christian voters, abortion is the ONLY reason they don’t vote Democrat. If Republicans dropped their crusade against abortion, they’d be dropped by a…

At the very least, Mary Berry has a sweet show of her own called Foolproof Cooking. I really enjoyed it. The new version of Bake Off, though, has some rough edges to sort.

Anyone who’s ever been exposed to Conservative Cognitive Dissonance knows that she’s probs totally serious and not trolling at all. Just like Paul Ryan can listen to Rage Against the Machine without a hint of irony, so can DeVos dress up like a beloved champion of education without a thought. In her world, she…

Please don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think.

Daddy’s little fraud, she’s as fake as daddy’s ridiculous make-believe bio is. She is not a “businesswoman”, her daddy gave her a “company” to play with. She was never a “model”, her daddy pulled strings to help her pretend she was. She is not “poised” or “moderate”, she is actually contrived and artificial, nothing…

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

Look, I hate Trump as much as any other liberal but I’m not sure this guy is really going to garner much sympathy. You’re talking about a convicted child sex offender who’s being arrested for a outstanding warrant related to that charge. Even I don’t feel too bad about him getting deported. I’m sure there are better…

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Really? Hell, I don’t consider my meal as ‘done’ until some hardcore sex breaks out nearby. Sure, I mean, a lot of the other people in the restaurant take issue with my furious masturbation, but that’s just because they’re hopeless squares, man!

Nope. Not even that much. I have gotten to age 50 and raised two kids to college while never spending more than $12k on a car.

Get this to the top of the page.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Hate to tell you this Hamilton but, once the Scalia vacany is filled, the Friedrichs case is going to be reheard in the Supreme Court and is going to win, which will basically turn the whole country into WTR.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.