His Falstaff is magnificent.

What about ‘Nature Trail to Hell (in 3d)“ by Weird Al?

OH FUCK THIS TAKE.

Look, it’s perfectly simple. Let me explain Sandler to you in an understandable and articulate manner.

Even back then, it was easy to see Heath Ledger’s performance was the only truly great thing about Dark Knight, and his absence in the ungodly clunky Dark Knight Rises exposes just how silly and pretentious Nolan’s trilogy really is. Iron Man holds up brilliantly ten years later. Dark Knight...not so much.

The weirdest part of this movie is that Peter Parker is a jerk before the alien suit even shows up. He might not have been dancing yet, but he was ignoring MJ’s feelings, seething about the retcon of Uncle Ben’s murder, and kissing Gwen Stacy before the alien touched him

I’ve always had the feeling that Raimi was so pissed about the studio interference after the success of Spider-Man 2 that he just said fuck it for 3 and intentionally went broad and goofy. The Sandman scenes are the only ones that had the slightest emotional heft while everything else had the gravitas of a soap opera…

Yes. Despite loving the first two, I never watched 3. I mocked the dancing with the rest of you,but that was all I saw. However, Topher was clearly supposed to be exactly like Peter Parker, but lacking that inner goodness. The casting works well with that in mind.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

Dumbass. You’re supposed to reserve the whataboutism for after your initial smackdown, you don’t lead with it.

I guess you’re from the alternate Man-In-The-Highcastle-esque universe where Hillary won and happen to be speaking from experience, as it’s the only reason I can’t of why someone would still be bringing up what Hillary Clinton would do as president in the year of twenty-friggin’-eighteen.

Concern trolling is telling parents that every 8th grader in the world is suddenly vaping constantly.

What’s your point? That other would-be Presidents might have taken a similar stance to Trump, and therefore... it’s fine? Or you just think we should evaluate Trump’s performance by comparing it to whatever Clinton might have done?

My favorite stunt was and remains the chase down the LA River from Terminator 2. Raises my blood pressure every time I watch it.

“Die Another Day” would have been just enjoyably bad if it hadn’t been for the anti-stunt windsurfing scene. That’s what dropped it from gleefully campy to just terrible.  Bond does real stunts!

“The stunt has not gone...according to plan” 

The Road Warrior is famous for its stunts but this one - Oh, man. This is an actual human being flying through the air. There’s no CGI or wires.

“There were two sides to that billboard...and they both hurt equally.”

The OG:

SOMETIMES A STYLE SHIFT CAN CREATE INTERESTING NEW WAYS AT LOOKING AT A PIECE OF MUSIC. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.