I mean, I’m not entirely unsympathetic to that argument, but I’m close. She did the model look in Texas and was ripped to shreds for it. Now she’s doing something at least a bit more appropriate and...we’re still doing it. It just seems like we can’t be pleased in this department. Maybe we can’t.

As a parent with boys (2 are teenagers)

He’s running around trying them damn keys in door locks wondering what he can get into.

RIP, Fred Sanford.

Chompers sounds like the name of a horse being sent off to make glue.

His wife?! He should have listened to his conscience. If you gotta be told that something is wrong with Trump, something is wrong with you.