what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

I’m betting Veronica Mars is probably what I was thinking of.

“moment of ‘divine inspiration’” caused him to stop.

No. Rape won’t “eventually happen” if kids are taught respect and consent and in general how to be a decent human being.

I. Can’t this morning. I don’t know why; but the rage. Please keep following this. Jesus fucking christ on a motherfucking cracker. We need to have a revolution in this country. the 98% against the 2%.

Where’s Mrs. O’Leary’s cow when you need it, amirite?

HAH. One of my greatest amusements this summer has been the Friends of the Bloomingdale Trail Facebook group - the lady who posted a photo of her kid’s bloody knee and cautioned parents that the rocks at the Leavitt entrance were dangerous and not to let their kids play on them is my favorite idiot. Rocks anywhere…

Right. I live in Chicago, and I understand the point she was trying to make. But damn if she didn’t express it in the most tone-deaf way possible.

I’m not sure if you’ve considered this, but once they get rid of all the inconvenient corpses of drowned brown people, she knows this place that would be just perfect for a pop-up cupcake shop!

shes not wrong in the sense that chicago is sitting in the front seat of the struggle bus but my god what an insanely out of touch way to make that point

Gonna write an op ed called “I Ran the 606 This Morning And Chicago Seems Fine To Me”

It’s just like how I’d like to contract a horrendous disease so I can drop those last five lbs. Makes total sense.

I can’t tell if this is a serious statement OR if you just wanted an excuse to write as many acronyms as possible :D

You had me at “;)”.

What about people who DM on the DL? Because I know people IRL who use it to tweet cheat on their SOs with all this NSFW chit chat.

dude this shit never happens to me and I’m started to get kind of offended?

Oh like I need any more encouragement to be a freak in the tweets.

Joanna, I totally feel the same way about cats.

Sliding into Dm’s sounds filthy. This will not go well.