This tower?

Fare thee well, Rock Hudson’s Non-Union Mexican (Ambassador) Equivalent.

The irony is that the film is about the pitfalls of angry people needing to put their anger elsewhere, and how displacing anger onto other people or situations will only reap more anger in re-turn.

Aww sure, my problem at this point is massive quantities of music over the years, but my main outlet lately is my soundcloud:

Ooh, they’re just like us!

This review took me back to the existential anxiety of that final week of Star Wipe and I loved it.

Link?

I mean, is that supposed to be a sexy line, or a funny line? It isn’t either, but it’s waaay worse at being sexy.

Incorrect. Some of us read this article only because Sean O’Neal wrote it. Seriously, you could write an article about frozen concentrated orange juice futures and not even mention Trading Places once and I’d still read it.

I dunno, I thought his rambling reaction was quite human.

“Red is assuming he jumped up a bit first;green assuming he ran forward and somehow didn’t lose momentum; yellow for a sort of squat-thrust thing.” They forgot “Blue for IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK”

And so John Hodgman has been unseated as Most Obnoxious Flop House Guest by Drunk Travis MacElroy, with a performance that I dare say will NEVER be topped.

That is the angriest tube of spoiled biscuit dough I have ever seen wear a hat.

This is still my favorite thing this movie inspired:

So, you know what a crumpet is? Because you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

This is my new favorite Beirut song.

William, I need your help. There is a person who is impersonating me on several of the Gizmodo sites. I have reported this person to no satisfying resolve. He is posting under AllenJesus his sign-in is Zinger31o one number away from mine. I am almost certain it is a poster here who is loathed on AV Club

Just how dumb did you used to be?

A Talkin AllenJesus!?!

SPOILER FROM THE FUTURE ALERT: Jupiter Ascending is a complete waste of time.