Maybe they will meet-cute, fall in love and have a baby:  Jizz Thrower.

I mean to be fair that’s where it always is.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

It’s amazing how twisted you had to make the situation until the people you disagreed with were the whiners. The first whiny snowflake in this whole situation was Archer. His poor feelings were hurt. If you are complaining that someone was excited about a HR, you are also the whiny snowflake.

Because he has a fucking important job and isn’t on the internet all goddamn day like we are.

Has he used it since? Had he used it multiple times before that? Or is this an isolated incident? What are his stances like on police brutality?

Enough with the “No True ‘Woke’ Scotsman” shit. If Buttigieg isn’t progressive enough for you, then nobody is.

Another progressive has failed at perfectly progressiving? The scales, they have fallen from my eyes! Man, what’s going to happen when the campaign truly kicks off and the press starts to seriously trawl through Bernie’s past?  If the slightest misstep disqualifies you, he’s as toasted as anyone else.

Uh... yeah, that’s actually an acceptable response in my book. At the time, in early 2015, there was a difference between “All Lives Matter” and “all lives matter”, a distinction that has since been erased by conservative chuds relentlessly using the phrase in bad faith. The man was speaking to an audience in Indiana,…

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

When people refer to Antonio Brown as a “distraction” maybe they’re referring to his bleached mustache. I seriously can’t focus on a word he says, because I’m just staring at the platinum Caterpillar.

Spurs fan here. We also won’t be signing anybody in the next 2 transfer windows. 

Tottenham’s lead after the first leg may not be quite insurmountable—and neither is their nine-point cushion for third place in the EPL table

To me it seemed like a “Cooked in a crockpot on high for 8 hours instead of low for 8 or high for 4" combined with “I don’t know what queso looks like!”

Brady: 3-21, 17 yards, 4 INTs. Rams over Pats 62-6.

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.