Nope. As a soccer fan I must insist that the biggest problem with baseball is there aren’t any tie games. End the games at the ninth inning. In the playoffs, have a home run derby if it’s still tied after the bottom of the ninth. There: fixed it for you.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

I know it’s not a fun answer but he’s basically a replacement-level player. Not many teams want to give 1B/DH at-bats to someone who can’t OPS .800

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE

No. Patrick left out the part about being 19 in 7th grade.

I mean, yeah, half his Cabinet is comprised of Goldman Sachs alumni, but did he give any speeches to them? That’s what’s really important.

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

Yeah, but at least the White Working Class (PBUT) has had their Economic Anxiety alleviated.

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…

Always relevant:

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

Making fun of Rooney is always fun. I always remember this (don’t remember who said it): “Michael Owen is a baby-faced assassin and Wayne Rooney is an assassin-faced baby.”

Republican in the Whitehouse! Time to forget about all the thousands of people killed in Obama’s wars!