Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

Maybe it was cold in the room where she wrote this.

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

This may be off-topic, but what’s really funny are Grand Masters like Carlsen and Karjakin acting like it’s so stressful to sit in a chair and move Chess pieces on a modified checkerboard during the “World Championship”. They get to sit down the whole time!

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Bless your heart.

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

A hockey player wouldn’t have cried.

“Our best player wants to be paid the type of money that good Premier League teams pay their best players? Why, that’s outrageous, we should clearly sell our best player instead.”

It’s truly shocking that they aren’t winning titles, let me tell you.

It’s almost like Arsenal have created their own personal Europa League where all they gotta do is finish ahead of one other team for fans to be happy with how things are going.

So to translate (1) it was a ludicrous display (2) they were walking it in.

I think you’re forgetting Mike Alstott, JJ Watt when he lined up in the backfield, and my white created player in Madden.

They should make him a WR and give him Pop Warner pads like the old man. That way he can make awesome catches over the middle and get completely wrecked and lay there for a bit every game.

Here’s my take: More athletes entering the NFL draft that don’t need the chance to increase their stock should sit out plus redshirts and transfers should be able to play.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING IN NEBRASKA THEN BOYS. SHOULDA CHECKED THAT EGO AT THE DOOR.

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”