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Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen
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annnnnnnnd they're gone.

Excellent Bull Durham reference, but it's not an apples to apples comparison. I'm sure the D-league MVP would rather be playing in the NBA, but a single-year award like MVP signifies that you're a player on the rise that could make a contribution in the future, whereas having the most minor league homers just means