I remember when they made one guy on Piratemaster the captain, he started talking with an English accent.

I worked with the guy who invented the fart-absorbing underpants. He was livid that they failed to recognize his genius.

Why don't you fuckers vote?

Then I got an apartment with my girlfriend. I didn't even want a TV, but she did. Became a viewer.

I'm really old now, but I remember when, I was 18 until about 23, I never watched TV. I listened to ALOT of music and took drugs when I wasn't working. Good days.

Lou Brock heard they choose a Cardinal to be the Pope…and he was hoping it might be, it just might be him.

I liked him until then.

I think it was a wood fiber.

She sure could wear a Survivor buff around her hips nicely. I'll miss that.

I worked at the Post office. It's a building full of Dans. We all talk to one another like that. Terrible place to work. It's security and a living wage. Now get outta my area, unless you're going to toss some of these packages.

I felt that Jenn gloated a little too much over playing the HII. A little humility would have made her and Hali by association, less of a target. Laugh in someone's face, they remember it. Stay quiet, they'll move on.

Dan is from that fine Postal culture.

He has scorpion throat.

The non-sensensical front door is from the stupid-is-funny category of comedy. All he had to do was tack a piece of plywood over the hole. Door is a whacky prop. It had Will Ferrel fans in stitches.

Everyone seems normal….. until you get to know 'em.

It's pretty much a cartoon. There are no bodies. Why ask why?

He went postal on the first show. That didn't take long.

They tie them front to back, like a manwich. Hantz would be a top, Hatch the bottom.

Dan, is a postal worker. I was one. It is a culture of contempt, disrespect, and general hostility to all. When I saw him talking to his tribe like they were maggots or children I recognized the vibe. You have to conduct yourself with your ass on your sleeve around those big plants or the savages will eat you…

I quit watching Wheel when I found out Sajak is a "climate denier".