...aaaand another standard bites the dust.

She's fapably delicious!

What'r you, gay?

Formulating new "penis is so small you need this to see it" joke.

Instruments have been around so long that their designs have already reached a sort of perfection. There's a reason a violin has looked the same for 400 years, and the same with the basic shapes of guitars. You have to add something new, and each of the accepted designs has a strength it addresses:

I doubt the build quality will be there at $499. I'm thinking a plastic thin case with a non-SSD hard drive and a poor battery will be in order.

How can they be losing money on these? OEM PC components are very cheap, LCD's are cheap, the most expensive thing has to be the case manufacturing. Not sure how it can cost $800 to make a $800 ultrabook.

Verizon thinks otherwise...

STOP RUINING THIS FOR ME!

Olivia Munn is my future wife. She just doesn't know it yet.

They're not too bad if you get a sensible color:

Me too, and Google gave me $10 to try it out :) Got 2 free McDonald's lunches!

I wonder if they'll charge me to read it?

Internet Explorer: The #1 Browser*

Windows 8: The Old Person's Nightmare

Is it possible to mention an Apple product on Giz without mentioning "beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, or best..", or is that automatically added in with some scripting software?

Will this help me get girls?

That movie sucked so bad :D

There really is no such thing as "your time". Old age and the medical problems associated with it are from your cells having a built in "self destruct" device. There is actually no reason that anyone needs to age. It's just something built in so evolutionary change can take place.

I could see breeding regulations put in place if life spans were significantly lengthened. We would have to apply for a license to become a parent.