That's a bit different, because the cell phone actually enhances the camera's functionality. The ability to share pics instantly is something a stand alone camera can't do easily, so cell phone cameras found a niche.

Low humidity also causes havoc with people's sinuses. I need a humidifier or I get sinus infections.

People don't like integrated technology. This is why DVD and Blu-ray players aren't popular in TV's.

That is correct. In the 80's, some guy figured out that there was extra space available over the voice transmission bandwidth, so they crammed text messaging in there. It's a free fluke that made cell companies rich.

Well, that explains why nobody answered the door.

Poland didn't outgun Germany 1000:1 with weaponry that's 30 years more advanced.

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Love the Einstein pic :D

That would be an awkward place to work. Can you imagine the amount of dick jokes? I'd love to read their HR manual :D

The Porsche will get you more chicks anyway.

So true. Everyone wants everything instantly today, which is why we have so much "artificial music". Everything is synthesized: drums, instruments...people don't even learn to sing properly anymore because they can be auto-tuned. If you go to a concert, they lipsync so they can focus more on lame dancing than singing…

"I'm going to kill off television..."

OK, the fact this fits over your existing guitar has me really interested.

Am I the only one that would think of it as torture if my toes couldn't touch each other? I would be like "ARRRRGGHHH!!!!"

I'm sorry, but while reading your reply, I'm picturing you saying it with a southern accent while smoking a cigarette and wearing a Leatherman took on your belt.

I didn't start liking Chipotle until I ordered the burrito bowl. It puts all the fillings into a "salad"-like presentation, and it's delicious!

You're a kid, aren't you :)

Southern accent: -10 IQ points

So, is this more dangerous than if I lose my ACTUAL wallet?

Face it, the porn is so good out there these days that a lot of guys could marry their hand and be happy with the decision.