I wouldn't be a good rich person:

Something else to point out...look at the black area after the "object". That area does not appear to the left of Mercury. It would suggest there was some mass shielding the area to the right of Mercury.

That's it! It was a mishap when the turtle tried to get sneaky during the annual Tortoise and Hare race.

The reason the iPhone 4s came out was to fix a flaw in the hardware and add a faster processor so it could compete with modern phones. They literally said "Hey guys, we need a new phone to keep our name on top...throw anything we have laying around and we'll shove it into the iPhone 4 case."

What is it with the sex toy articles on Gizmodo lately? Lets all take up a collection to get these guys some hookers.

No. And that's the problem with the world.

Oohhhhh....clap clap clap clap claaaaap!

Yep. Most carriers have at least basic land line service for well under $20/month. Another advantage is you can have phones in multiple rooms. No need to go scrambling for your cellphone anytime someone calls. We have 5 phones in our house. If someone calls, a phone is always within 10' (Not to mention the caller ID…

Damn it! I wanted to post that!

The problem was...he didn't speak Jive.

The Internet loves Ron Paul, anything said by Tesla, and Thorium. They're all great in theory, but not so much in practice:

Will this one be able to go around corners, or just really fast in a straight line? GM, Ford, and Chrysler can't seem to get the concept of handling and brakes paired with horsepower.

"Bessel beams, on the other hand, trap and transport objects in a series intensity toughs that resemble a sin wave"

So Siri is the new "thing to show your friends all the cool things it can do but never use it yourself" app then?

No kidding. With porn, you go from seeing at least three positions, hanging from the ceiling, being tied up, parts flailing everywhere to laying next to the wife and hearing:

Microsoft decides to sell sushi. By the time their marketing department gets a hold of it:

All I got from my sister was a night of drunken passion that resulted in an abortio....wait...is reply is private, right?

Didn't work in the demo. Looks buggy :)

+ first device with Android 4.0

The beat is what makes you relax. Some people get tired when they listen to rock with a heavy bass drum beat. I remember about 20 years ago reading about research as to why this happens.