FUCKSQUATCH IS REAL!

They make special condoms for Farber-sexuals. The brand name is Rubbermaid, I think.

Um...yes please. I'm going to put the flamesuit on and say I would rather have this M3 than the current one. Just something special about winding that NA V8 out.

This was entirely the reason Leno turned down a spot on Top Gear US when NBC had the rights to it. At least that is what I remember reading. Also that lineup would have been bananas. Leno, Carolla, and Faust.

For fuck snakes

"I said MEDITATING, not masturbating!"

One time I tried to initiate doggy style with this guy who was relatively inexperienced and he goes, "Ummmm, are you looking for something?" The situation was totally salvageable but instead of saving it I just got really self-conscious and blushed and muttered "...no..." and switched positions. That was not sexy!

Thank you for posting this recipe! I can see why you won - these cookies are the best!!

I find corporations with a "We own you" attitude tend to attract the least talent. Might explain GMs awful cars over the last decade.

Photos of food are often deceiving. Here it is after being unpacked mid-flight:

Vote: HP OfficeJet Pro 8600

For my first post evar (long time lurker), I offer this:

"Yet, aspartame, saccharin and acesulfame potassium, three leading artificial sweeteners, have all been linked to cancer."

"Well, I was going to cross the road, but now I'm going to go back home to change my underwear".

Fixed, lol.

For some reason, whenever I see George Barris' name, I think of Chuck Barris. Who would be doing this right now.

It pains me that no one thought to name the event MammoJam.