...and old.

They also fly now:

Falcone was a minor character, and Scarecrow was an offshoot of the League of Shadows. The above villains are all major players. When you do this in a movie you typically end up with Spiderman 3.

Multiple major villains in a debut movie = fail

Looks like the design dept only had a ruler...

Well,so far it’s buggy as hell on the PC- like unplayable buggy :( Game constantly locks up.

Well, one controller goes in your ass, the other goes in your mouth. It’s VERY important to the design!

So butt-candling is a no-go too?

He’s a robot Dave. Jesus, get it right!

I loved the first episode. You know why?

PACING

Pacing seems to be a lost art in movies anymore. Character introduction and development has been replaced with “SOMETHING HAS TO EXPLODE WITH SHAKY CAM LENS FLARES IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS OR PEOPLE WON’T PAY ATTENTION” crap. We saw a stranger walk into town, you have no…

This article is dismissive of Nickelodeon- it shouldn’t be. Nick stole a LOT of Disney’s target audience; it can be argued they’re the reason Disney bought so many IPs in the last decade. People forgot who Mickey Mouse is, but EVERYONE knows who Spongebob is anymore.

Nickelodeon has a strong library and actually makes…

There’s big money in “suck the joy out of anything people love” culture.

I will never open my eyes again.

This thing is about 2.5x as expensive as it needs to be.

The ant would expand or contract with the balloon. In an ever expanding universe, eventually everything is so spread out that nothing exists anymore.

The most simplistic way would be imagine an ant on the outside of a balloon, and you keep inflating the balloon.

A closed system would mean you would eventually run out of breath to blow up the balloon and all the air would leak back out.

An open system would mean you could blow up the balloon forever, put it will…

Yep...this one. You got me.

You want a car with only the PARTS made in China, but assembled in the USA/Germany/Japan, right?

That car is absolutely STUNNING. It’s like Cadillac, BMW, and Maserati had a 3-way love child (don’t think about how that would work...just go with it).

Imagine Paris Hilton, but an actual nice and useful person. That’s why she’s famous. She’s an antimatter Kardashian.