Kinda looks like a BMW and a Lexus had a baby...

I’m a trained chef and can’t peel a potato with a knife. 

::Throws the ball in the trash::

That will be $14...

Yeah, my 335i has been really solid. No issues.

BMW, as most German cars do, tend to chip and track everything. Probably not worth the hassle to steal.

The newer Maximas are actually pretty damned nice. Stop being a hater :)

Interesting a lot of the stolen cars are Nissans and Inifinitis....kind of points to a security issue. Really surprised to see and Mercedes and Audis on the list- the security systems in those cars are insane.

I know, but it wasn’t the wording people were looking for. It’s fine with me, and I love Neil to death, but some people will never be happy...all they want is a rising star to fall.

Now THIS is a cult movie...

I feel the same way. We have strong male bias ingrained in world culture, but the history and demeanor of Tyson here strongly suggests he’s either a master of changing personalities in private, or he was misunderstood/falsely accused.

If he released a “I did not intend to place these feelings on anyone and am sorry if…

I read something about a physical limitation while shooting and an explanation coming later in the story.

They’re....WATCHING ME?

That’s kinda hot...

Personally, I feel dark matter and dark energy do not exist...we just don’t fully understand gravity. I could see us finding gravity works in different dimensional space, is repulsive in certain circumstances, or some combination of the two.

The idea was sound, but they didn’t have the technology to implement it correctly, meaning every single launch was an expensive gamble due to hacked together parts and duct-tape systems. Then they had to keep throwing money at a program with a base that was fundamentally flawed. I think I read somewhere if the shuttle…

Blame the shuttle program. All of NASA’s funding went into it, and it was a dead end.

Yeah...they had OOODLES of material staying with the spy agency. It worked, it’s what the characters were written for, and that’s where the show it its stride. All of these offshoots just plain don’t work.

I’LL raise you my 1991 Ford Mustang:

1) Have 4 people life the roof onto the car.
2) Align the pillars to the body.
3) Re-seal the rear window.
4) Weld the pillars to the body
5) Grind down the welding joints
6) Prime and paint the joints.
7) Observe paint doesn’t match rest of car, so repaint the whole car.
8) Realize that…

I live here...and yes it’s embarrassing. The county contracts out security guards as they’re cheaper than deputies or actual officers, and the quality of these guards is about the same caliber as a mall guard. They get a few weeks of training, here’s a gun, and there you go. Some of these people are so fat and out of…

The only time I ask for a refund from getting sucked through the toilet hole is if I feel stubble. 

99.2% of the Internet contains stuff that makes people ask “WHY DOES THIS EXIST???”

They’re redoing the show to allow Conan to do more “travelling” shows. Check them out on Netflix- they’re classic! Conan is doing very well.