Kinda looks like a BMW and a Lexus had a baby...

I’m a trained chef and can’t peel a potato with a knife. 

Yeah, my 335i has been really solid. No issues.

BMW, as most German cars do, tend to chip and track everything. Probably not worth the hassle to steal.

The newer Maximas are actually pretty damned nice. Stop being a hater :)

Interesting a lot of the stolen cars are Nissans and Inifinitis....kind of points to a security issue. Really surprised to see and Mercedes and Audis on the list- the security systems in those cars are insane.

Now THIS is a cult movie...

Yeah...they had OOODLES of material staying with the spy agency. It worked, it’s what the characters were written for, and that’s where the show it its stride. All of these offshoots just plain don’t work.

I’LL raise you my 1991 Ford Mustang:

1) Have 4 people life the roof onto the car.
2) Align the pillars to the body.
3) Re-seal the rear window.
4) Weld the pillars to the body
5) Grind down the welding joints
6) Prime and paint the joints.
7) Observe paint doesn’t match rest of car, so repaint the whole car.
8) Realize that…

I live here...and yes it’s embarrassing. The county contracts out security guards as they’re cheaper than deputies or actual officers, and the quality of these guards is about the same caliber as a mall guard. They get a few weeks of training, here’s a gun, and there you go. Some of these people are so fat and out of…

The only time I ask for a refund from getting sucked through the toilet hole is if I feel stubble. 

99.2% of the Internet contains stuff that makes people ask “WHY DOES THIS EXIST???”

They’re redoing the show to allow Conan to do more “travelling” shows. Check them out on Netflix- they’re classic! Conan is doing very well.

Yep! I owned a ‘72 Super Beetle. It was essentially a lawnmower engine in a car 😆

I just sold my ‘09 Cooper S. Minis can be had for close to $50K now with a JCW package. They’re averaging in the high $20-low $30k range.

First look on my face.

Huh...you’re right! I could have sworn they have a V6 version!

It was originally white, but turned brown from the exhaust :D

(I kid- VM makes a fantastic diesel.)

Shipping an American car to Europe was hella-expensive back then. Someone must have really wanted a Firebird. Wonder if it was the V6 version...wasn’t there some kind of issue driving American V8s over there?

I maintain the new Beetle WAS NOT A BEETLE.

What is it with “I HATE EVERYTHING” blogs anyway? If they want to make a live(ish) action remake of a movie, fine. Maybe it will be good. Maybe not. Let people that want to enjoy such things have their fun.