La Croix will get you thrown out and banned.

WHO DRINKS THAT STUFF??? 

“This looks like the work of that diabolical fiend...THE PULLER! We must make the call...”

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

-Mitch Hedberg

Seems like the fatter and grosser they are, the more aggressive they get.

Wish Google would come out with more stuff like this. My dream device is a good “linkable” bluetooth speaker smoke detector with Google Assistant built in. Whole home audio, fire protection, and voice assistance available from any room has a Tony Stark level appeal :)

(Queue the MY PRIVACY THEY LISTEN TO EVERYTHING…

Wish Google would come out with more stuff like this. My dream device is a good “linkable” bluetooth speaker smoke…

Wicked core workout.

I was a professional chef for 10 years. Seared meats would always raise 10F or more when covered. Basting with a fat (I like European butter) before removing from the pan helps too.

Depends on the cut. Deep tissue cuts of pork can be eaten rare (tenderloin for example), and the FDA cleared pork for medium rare 145F temps about 8 years ago.

It tastes better a bit pink. That’s how the restaurants are serving them now too.

BTW- resting under a tented cover will bring most cuts of meat up about 10F as…

Yes it will. Any citrus/clove/ginger type soda will work. However, a good marinade needs some balance. I would add some apple cider vinegar in there, and maybe some shallots or onions.

None of this advice focused on monetizing dick pics, so I’m still lost.

Police officers are trained to use deadly force when a weapon is being used against them. If that woman had ended up stunning him, taking his gun, and killing him, we would be looking at a different type of murder.

Some police officers completely suck and should not have their jobs. In this case, things are clouded.…

I’m just going to play devil’s advocate (please, civil discussion only): What if the woman had stunned the officer and then taken his gun and killed him? I understand that officers are trained to use lethal force if a weapon is being used against them. Wouldn’t this be a justified shooting?

I feel for that woman’s…

The report says the woman was not actually pregnant. 

Yeah, Steve is surrounding himself with sharks that think they’re more important than they actually are, and Steve’s going to end up unemployed soon if he lets them continue.

I like Steve Harvey. I think he’s a nice guy, but I also think he’s starting to get full of himself, and the source of that is the group of…

“ I hold such resentment and bitterness towards my partner after he hurts me that it’s always in the back of my mind somewhere.”

This is pure poison to any relationship. You have to properly analyze the situation: you love your partner, your partner loves you- did your partner intentionally do something to hurt you? If…

You may say “EEWWWW!!!” but just remember: one day you’ll perceive GILF porn as regular porn.

“I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.”

There is some garbage from the Old Testament about mixing races. This woman better follow ALL of the Old Testament if she’s going to cherry pick outdated items to follow like this. You know, things like cannibalism:

“And if ye will not…

I wrote my own will.

“I bequeath the many plastic shopping bags stuffed with more plastic shopping bags to my children. All of this...is now yours...”