This. As long as there are Jedi, there will be Sith to oppose them. To get rid of the Sith (and their successors) once and for all, you need to get rid of Jedi (and their successors) once and for all. I was disappointed to see that Rey had rescued the ancient Jedi texts from Luke’s island. Hopefully they’re in a…

More than “friendly,” the owner of the National Enquirer is a major Trump crony. The Enquirer’s anti-Hillary headlines were (and remain) absolutely beyond the pale, and it’s nauseating to see them out there in public while waiting in line at the Safeway.

I saw God drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was frankly a little unkempt.

Rose exists to give Finn a soft landing once Rey dumps his ass for Kylo Ren.

Two of our most high-profile Ivy grads (Yale men both):

They’re not smart enough to get into an Ivy without being very rich. They’re not rich enough to get into an Ivy without being very smart.

*sigh* Yes, I’m aware of the distinction between Good Friday and Easter Sunday as well. But even when I was a kid being dragged to church twice a year, I never paid any attention to Good Friday, although of course you can’t have a risen corpse if you don’t start with a corpse.

Yes, I’m fully aware of the history of the holiday, and syncretiized nature of our traditions, but we still call it “Christ’s Mass” and that aspect is still a huge part of the commemoration for a vast number of people in England and America and around the world. There’s a widely popular annual animated special that…

Women. Am I right, fellas?

That’s...disturbing in today’s climate. To be fair, probably no one recognized how disturbing it was at the time.

A Christmas special that actually recounts the birth of Jesus Christ as given in the Bible? What a blockhead! Where’s the ho ho ho and deck the halls? Where’s the chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Where’s the Christmas Queen?!?

Head canon: Herbie made ALL of the Misfit Toys, but he’s not about to admit it.

She was inappropriately used by one of the elves during assembly. Physically there’s nothing wrong with her, but she FEELS defective, and nobody can convince her otherwise. Before any child can love her, she needs to love herself.

A jelly pistol is an IMPROVEMENT on a water pistol if you ask me, so long as you’re not sacrificing too much in distance or accuracy. Moms would probably hesitate, but I can imagine it’d get Timmy and Bobby engaged in making their own lunches.

Alistair Sim IS Ebenezer Scrooge, and I will brook no opposition. I think that movie improves on the book (at least, when I finally read the book I was disappointed at how much stuff I love in the movie wasn’t in it)...

If nothing else, his rejection of pea soup in favor of peanut butter makes him A-OK as far as I’m concerned.

I can get behind the polka dot elephant and the swimming parrot and the Charlie in the Box - heck, I could LOVE some of them. But the train with square wheels? Sorry, but somebody should have caught that abomination before it saw the light of day.

Oh, come on. Clearly she’s asking him to put a shirt on BECAUSE she likes what she sees, and it’s a distraction. I wouldn’t call Adam Driver “pretty,” but as a straight male even I acknowledge that he’s got...something. He wasn’t a Gap model for no reason.

As I see it, the worse the beard, the better he sells the sentiment.

Fair enough, but as I saw it, if Rey had been INDIFFERENT to seeing Kylo with his shirt off, it would strengthen your position. Finn’s a great guy, but this movie did NOTHING to move a Rey/Finn scenario forward...