The thieves used fake names, but would be captured when the cops turned on anti-aliasing.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

So much for his stealth run.

As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have…

Oh shit, there’s a black lady front and center. The internet is going to lose its god damn mind.

Everyone stay off your Twitter and Reddit, because white dudes are about to be M-A-D.

If the Three Stooges had an Optimus Prime.

Well, the lights aren’t on in the LEGO White House, so that’s a very accurate representation. 

Hello to the Lifehacker moderators! Here are some Kinja accounts that are asking to get banned today. Good luck with cleaning up after their trash.

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All I need to do is think about my childhood dog in the context of this song and tears start to form*.

I’m American and I’m fucking elated. Way to go, Canada.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Orange is the new Black

How very [insert dystopian novel] of her.

He does not have that power.

If this man didn’t have the power and potential to kill us all, I would find these amusing.

I need clarification. Do dragons have (like cows) a rumen,a reticulum, an omasum (or manyplies as you guys may be more familiar) and an abomasum or true stomach? Was the bagpipe stuck in the large colon of the dragon because she ate a Scott playing his bagpipe..........and frankly, who would blame her?

Oh dip! It’s Krillboi!