See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

How do those boots taste?  

lucky kid.

Man gaming fucking sucks these days.

There can only be one Mike Pence.

Got a “visit different locations” challenge notification at the best possible time.

Raise your hand if you, like me, saw Inspector Gadget in the theater.

The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

Oh, he dead now.

This sounds great and all but could we also talk about how handsome the new writer is?

... and take your star!

No shock that he decided to regulate the facial hair after hurting his arm on the hump. It’s funky, but bears no deep personal meaning to him. It ain’t nothing but a G thang.

Required viewing.

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community...I just shill for an organization that hates the LGBTQ community. See the difference there?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

There needs to be a smash tournament based off this technique you are only allowed to use one hand per controller 2 v 2. Its called Sakurai Tournament Mode or STM.  

Dying laughing! Fucking genius. I would be your girlfriend, in a heartbeat.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.