Going to have to go with the one, the only — SXX Tricky.

I changed it up a little. #TrumpRecession

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

but he is white

This guy clearly violated the terms of parole and they let him out without bail?  At the very least this should trigger a new sentence hearing for his prior offense.

So if it’s the popularity of something that really matters then does that mean we can finally abolish the electoral college?

+1 Girl, You Know It’s

Joule thief!

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

Conway appeals to Trump because that’s the only way he’s ever known.

Trump supporters.

Takei his words for it.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

they think we want body wash when what we really want is pictures of spiderman

No one refuses a beeting.

Sephiroth was a sled!

Protecting a billionaire CEO on their own private island after their idiocy causes rampant death and destruction is about as American as militay missions get.  

I’ll just leave this here.