It’s something special when someone like me, with a vertical jump so small you couldn’t slide a credit card under my feet when I jump, got to laugh at a top-echelon millionaire athlete miss a dunk.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I was working hard at a Metropolis job making dough, but it made me blue.
One day I was scheming a lot and so I decided to move to...
National City, California, brand new pals and new career!
It happens to be where Lex lives, but that’s not why I’m heeeeeere.
She’s the crazy Lex-girlfriend!
What? No, I’m not.
She’s the…

Jesus and The Joker—two very different people, of course. One is a cult leader who’s inspired fervent adoration and, unfortunately, lot of violence in his name, and the other wears clown makeup.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

The defamation charge, should it be investigated as a criminal matter, “carries a penalty of five years in prison and a fine of around $50,000.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

He’s a pissant.   

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

to color match his barbie-for-boys AR

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

It was probably the same guy Hannibal Buress hired to pretend to be him at the Spider-Man: Homecoming premiere.

Oh my god. The suit pulled you off?