Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

To my friends in Louisiana: Please find out where they are filming and book a mariachi band to play through every scene they try and film. I’ll kick in $$ for the band. 

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

The sense of entitlement incels have is mind-boggling. Do women sometimes feel lonely or attracted to people that don’t like them back? Yes, but we pick up a box set of whatever show we are into and maybe some wine and chocolate. What we don’t do is pick up a gun because we think we deserve that person and go on a…

Diggle being confused about the motivations for his conflict, and Lyla saying, “Yeah, no one likes what’s going on right now” - that’s Arrow being absolutely, accidentally meta.

They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

There are no fucking words after that, none. He’s finished, done. I’ve heard some attempted defences of people over the course of the post-Weinstein saga but never anything so extraordinarily disregarding of what actually happened as this with Tarantino wanting to be a pedant about the legal definition of rape all of…

I was gonna slag this guy, but then I remembered a recent game of Rocket League where a teammate — the lowest-scoring one on the team by a wide margin — kept sending messages of “scrub teammates” and “fuck you”, so once the game was out of reach, I spent the rest of the match intentionally ramming him away from the…

It’s time for NBC to answer exactly how much the former gymnast commentators who shriek at us every four years knew, heard or suspected.

This is disgusting.

Woah! Watch where you point that headline! I did not need to picture that corpulent lump of lipids and tang being spanked by a porn star; not around dinner time; not around any time; and definitely not with added details confirming Trump’s gross lust for his daughter.

I love the piece but his username is dutch for pancake. That amuses me more than I like to admit.

Every one of them a crime scene.

and a diamond-encrusted hoodie.

OH BOY IT’S-A MEGA MAN