“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

This weeekend I watched the new Netflix documentary “Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press” that discusses the Thiel funded takedown of Gawker (and his ties to Trump), and the Adelson buy out of the Las Vegas Review Journal, as well as the stated intention of wealthy conservatives to kill off free speech through…

(Am I the only one having trouble posting images? When I do, they show up as doubled, and then become huge.)

I’d think they would want to avoid the phrase “no tan” in their name but hey, you do you guys

Question, if we’re already sitting down do we need to lie down or would you prefer standing up?

Obligatory.

Normally in the Kinjaverse, whenever there is any story about Muslim-based violence, there is always one troll with the original comment, “Religion of peace.”

Well, here is your religion of peace.

“Manny Machado is too much.”

Man beheads chicken because he can’t find his cock!

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

from the makers of this thing

SAVAGE.

That’s great and all, but first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.