To get better at oral sex, practice on a banana.

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant.

In a statement released, the tribal chief noted that this pipeline is gonna leak more than a Trump administration.

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.

Or, alternately, “The 8 onliest games for the Nintendo Switch”

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

I, for one, am tired of the constant globalist attacks upon my corn chute.

Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

Reminded me of the cancelled Maverick Hunter game:

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

This rule could really ruin some young men’s lives.

Girl, I hear your ten pounds and raise you an amount that I am unwilling to disclose. Stress eating/drinking is probably a nationwide epidemic right now.

Bill O’Really’s Behavior Reportedly “Factored” Into Megyn Krlly’s Decision To Leave Fox.

Oh yay, another “conservative” who only gives a shit when something directly impacts them.

Delicate little shit. Boasts about being a serial sexual predator, can’t handle being seen as a sexual predator.

Any ideas for my tax day protest sign? My current plan: “Show us the receipts President Man Baby!” Or I could just go for “Shut the fuck up Donnie, you’re out of your element.”  

They didn’t find him innocent. They found him not guilty. There’s a huge difference

“The Obama administration’s rule emboldened abortion providers like Planned Parenthood women, empowered federal bureaucrats women, and silenced our states us men in the process,” Ernst said in a statement. “Today’s action restores states’ men’s rights over a Washington-knows-best mentality women.”