The Trump cannot read conspiracy* may be the best thing that Sam Bee has done. And that is one high fucking bar.

lets not forget the flags that they were, unfortunately, not able to protect.

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

The one silver lining this year are all of the Obama-appointed judges and Trump being so easily distracted that he’s filling appointment vacancies at a stunningly low rate.

but enough about Steve Bannon

As a black guy living in the UK, i really feel for my brothers and sisters in the US.

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

Christians are a disease.

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.

Bless his heart. Must be so hard to go through life with a brain that small.

“nothing burger”

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

What in the actual fuck just happened?!

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

No, he should die. As Clint Eastwood said, “It’s a hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”