“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

As an Indians fan, I’m crushed. As a baseball fan...damn that was a game.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Let’s all calm down and take a deep breath. This could be an amazing 20 minute NX trailer that reveals everything we want to see, but it could also be a 20 second teaser that shows off the real reveal which will take place at a later date. I don’t need the internet flipping out again because they expected too much.…

Person on top needs seems to have trouble Nazi-ing correctly. 3/10 do not Nazi again.

Maybe during Wednesday’s debate, halfway through, she can offer Trump to take a break so he can go “powder his nose.”

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

“You know folks, My hands are just too small to grab her by the pussy”

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I assume Chris Christie was unable to be reached because he was out getting everybody’s donuts and Starbucks?

Everyone knows reality has a liberal bias

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.