But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Double post goddamn it.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.

See Don, this is a “IT WAS JUST A JOKE” moment. It’s not inviting a foreign power to hack your political opponent.

Man Who Beats Wife and Child has Opinion

The only thing that matters is that Trump can never be president. I can’t believe there are other people on the left who disagree with this most basic goal. We need more like you.

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.

Third eye open, well done.

“I don’t follow college sports.”

no, it’s much faster. This is slowed down so you can enjoy every moment of its magnificent glory.