I see Paris Jackson is going to be making good lifelong decisions like her daddy.

Who do I have to bribe to get the Chinese tourists to avoid my neighborhood?

i do not want to get on her level cunts...i can barely satisfy a single one of the vertical variety.

All of them. Leave no stone unturned. You owe it to us.

Yet you decided to comment

Yet you decided to comment. And we all benefitted.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common. We both wish he would have been on that plane.

This kinda singles them out, doesn’t it? I don’t know if I’d read that as a threat or a dare as a player, especially a black player.

What this baby thinks of Donald Trump.

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

I’d love to pick QOTSA’s feel good hit of the summer, myself

Everybody’s working for the weekend.

1955 Tennessee Ernie Ford ~ 16 Tons

I mean, you might not be racist, but being Taiwanese sort of lends you to even more potential bias.

While I like where you went with this, Shelob was just a predatory creature whose lair happened to be in the way. She wasn’t inherently evil.

Barbacoa

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

If an athlete is using his likeness to turn tricks, it’s a violation and wins will be vacated.

Yes. It is a bad idea for a novice to practise on someone else’s truck without permission. If you really must know how to drive a stick, practise on a beater car or take lessons from an instructor. Under no circumstance would I be happy my girlfriend decided to go cook off my clutch while I was away.