How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

All those shrooms, man :/

While I enjoy the idea. It might end up like any other MMO. Finding a DPS or those who want the balls is easy. The true issue comes when you have to find a tank and healer (o-line and d-line) The even harder, finding ones who are good.

II last the XII rounds and avoid a standing VIII count.

What IV?

“Mine Smell Like Honey.”

How the hell has Subway not cleaned every store of every Jared image already? Like even if it was just sending out a big sticker of a meatball and telling employees to stick it over the face of every “Jared” they see?

The Aerobics Dance Competition one is so fucking creepy, it’s perfect.

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

I assume it’s also tough to breakout if people confuse you for another actress, as that’s Brie Larson, not Alison Brie.

After the wrong player was ejected, one of the assailants was kept in the game to commit another personal foul. That gives me the impression that the coaches were quite okay with what was going on.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

I have the Performance MX and have used it for 3+ months. It’s a great mouse, however the battery life is pretty terrible. I think I can maybe get a full week out of it before having to charge it. I DO use it continuously for about 9+ hours a day though, so that might have something to do with it.

I have the Performance MX and have used it for 3+ months. It’s a great mouse, however the battery life is pretty…

As a Veteran, that’s really really fucked up. But as a Veteran, that’s pretty good.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

but then he’s actually alive inside the casket, and jumps out and gives them a “Gotcha!” finger-point, right? RIGHT?????

Right? The way he seems to feed into the mythology of himself just makes me certain it’s all going to come crumbling down in some beautiful scandal someday.