There, there has been more fighting with police, more vandalism, and more general insanity.

A 4-step travel is a "nice spin move", eh? So is a full sprint to the basket from half court without dribbling a "hard, quick drive" to you? We've got some real basketball knowledge on Deadspin, fellas.

The way it jumps around...I'm not sure Amare could have written this.

"We've been talking about, 'What's Americana to us?' And it's cheerleaders," says Martha Brassel, an organizer who works both with the Vail Valley Foundation and the Vail International Dance Festival. "Who doesn't love beautiful, all-American women representing our country?"

Does any sport truly need cheerleaders?

Have you driven one of those on the freeway? They fit your description, but are far from overpowered.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

It goes without saying that Chuck C Johnson was not in attendance.

This is awesome, and the brand strategist who thought this up deserves a raise.

Just coincidence that these batteries go on sale on the same weekend Fifty Shades of Grey was released?

Just coincidence that these batteries go on sale on the same weekend Fifty Shades of Grey was released?

A bunch of kids would take, like, two bites of pizza and then leave the rest of the slice. Part of me died inside. Who does that with pizza? That's deviant behavior.

I can't bear to watch. Does the bird let the poor hippo up for air? How long does he hold the hippo under?

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

How do you know he wasn't? With bills to pay and it being technically easier to find a job in his current field, and with the turnover rate so high, I can easily imagine there being no time or money to retool.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

I said the same thing about my exposed genitals.

It must be terrible to live in constant fear of potential boners that ladies in yoga pants will give you against your will.

Those are leggings, not yoga pants.

No man dislikes yoga pants.