You are aware that 18-19 year olds do porn, are teenagers, and are basically the exact same age as the teens a recruitment expert would focus on right? I mean if you're going to try to be pedantic, get your fucking facts straight.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Cumming all over someone's tits will never be passe!

Hey gang quick note: the bracket shows that the 1 and 2 seeds will be pitted against each other in the second round. That it not correct and we're fixing the art. As you were. xxJK

Leave his joke alone.

I could only think of this:

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

Easy. Zero.

I think you and I part ways over what constitutes "weird as shit". This seems pretty straightforward: someone left a note on his car that told him he and his family should be raped by moose or something like that, and this is his response.

This one, right? The narrative really starts to slip. I don't believe a word of this.

Nice to know CS:GO has gone full TF2 in terms of pointless cosmetic items.

Puttering along the internet, minding your own business when suddenly Wham! Chili Bowl.

But how else can Deadspin keep writing about corporate welfare for NFL owners?

#1: Don't race horses.

And now for misheard lyrics. "Chili Bowl"

Fucking thank you. The "OMG Thursday games are sooooo bad" trope is INFINITELY more annoying than a few extra missed tackles per game. Where were all these assholes' complaints regarding Thanksgiving games the past three decades?

A good example of how not to assume things. I for some reason thought Amber Rose was African-American, but I see she's Italian, Irish, Scottish and Cabo Verdean. So..a Philadelphian.

I agree that forcing the players to play on 4 days rest is bad for them, and that occasionally a player can't play on Thursday but would have been able to go on Sunday...but I really don't see that the quality of the games is so bad when you factor in the matchups that are often featured on Thursday. I mean,…

Why would it even be an issue for single-use toilets? Airplanes and trains have functioned for years like this.